Budgie and other bird jokes- Page 1
A man went into a pet shop and asked for a blue budgerigar, the owner
said I am sorry but we only have green ones. I want a blue one the
customer keeps on insisting. So to get him out of the shop the owner
packs up a green budgie, and tells him it's blue. On unpacking the bird
at home the customer discovers that his blue budgie is green, and goes
back to the shop for an exchange. At the shop the owner tells him once
again that he only has green budgies. Never mind says the man I'll paint
it. .......You can't do that it will kill it ! Next day the
customer comes back complaining that his budgie is dead. I told you the
paint would kill it says the owner. To which he gets the reply..... It
wasn’t the paint that killed it but the blowlamp !!!
Q: What did the owl say when the budgie farted?
A: Nothing, he didn't give a hoot.
New Bird Found
A new species of budgerigar has been discovered in America. The bird,
which has an unusual scarlet colouration was discovered on the dock of
the bay in San Francisco. The common name has yet to be decided upon,
but the scientific name for this previously undiscovered species is Otus
Q. How do you turn a budgerigar into a soul singer in an hour and a
A. Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
...not the chicken joke!
One fine day a budgie walked into a library and said BUCK (book), so
the librarian gave the budgie a book. The next day the same budgie
came back to the library and said BUCK BUCK, so the librarian gave the
bird two books. The next day the same budgie came back to the library
and said BUCK BUCK BUCK, so this time the librarian gave it three books.
However the curiosity of the librarian was now aroused and so followed
the budgie to see what such a bird wanted with three books. As he saw
the budgie come to a stop at the edge of a pond, he saw the budgie
pass all three books to a frog, who, while he was looking at them was
saying, REDDIT, REDDIT, REDDIT.
Lying in a double bed was a chicken, smoking a large cigar and looking
extremely pleased with itself, and an egg which looked very
The caption was "Well, I guess that we've answered that
A man who was much devoted to his mother took a world cruise. Somewhere
in Asia, he saw a well-trained Myna that had a vocabulary of hundreds of
words. He bought the bird and sent it to his mother. A few days later,
he phoned her and asked, Mom, how did you like the bird?
It was delicious, she said.
Mom! he exclaimed, How could you! That bird could speak seven
So why didn`t he say something? she retorted.
Q What is the difference between a poor rifleman and a
A A poor rifleman shoots and can`t hit, an owl hoots but...
A farmer buys a new cockerel, it races around servicing the hens. It
seems insatiable. The next day the farmer sees it hop over the fence and
start on the ducks and geese. The day after it services all the turkeys
and so it goes on. A week later the farmer finds it lying in the middle
of the yard apparently dead. He walks over to it, and the cock winks at
the farmer. He asks the cock what its doing and it puts one wing to his
lips and points into the sky and says - Shush, I`m waiting for those
vultures to land!